Obama's Dog Bo - By Maggie
Wow, Can you imagine what it must be like to be Obama's dog Bo. To live in the Whitehouse roaming these hallowed halls of justice. I mean, look at this guy in this video. Is that Obama, in the video, letting him out to romp in the snow ? From my doggies eyes, it sure doesn,t look like him . Can you imagine having people catering to your every whim, or should I say whimper or bark.
If I want to go for a walk, I have to go to the back door and paw it, then wait for my owners to open it for me. Sometimes I really have to bark at them, to get their attention ( C,mon. c,mon , big warm nose bump, I have to go out ) . Wonder what Bo has to do ,if he wants to go out!
Does he track down Obama, Michelle or the kids. Probably not, I bet Bo, hashis own staff, you know, like Michelle does, payed for by my owners tax dollars. I even think this dog has his own chef, hmm, wonder what steak tar tar tastes like ? I only eat what,s out of a can, ever smell that stuff up close ? That,s what I figured, you would probably run straight to the bathroom, throw up for 3 or 4 hours, but that,s what I have to eat. Maybe even Bo has his own pooper scooper team, maybe it,s Biden, or somebody who,s voting for obama,s healthcare bill, those crusty old sneaky political dogs.I can only imagine, what this dog knows ! Wonder if he ever chewed on Lincolns bedposts or Michelles new shoes., left a present in Obamas shoes or even chewed on that briefcase that holds the nations missle codes, Well, maybe not the last one, right, BO wouldn,t just leave out in the open, so Bo could attack it, right ? Hmm.
One final word from one dog to another, Hey Bo, be careful, don,t wear any underwear or they will think your a terrorist. Just leave me a message , at the hydrant, across from the Whitehouse , I will pass it on to the dogs of America ! Those humans, still think, we can,t talk to each other, if only they knew the secret of the hydrant ! ( All Hail The Hydrant , Woof ) , where all the dogs messages are passed on !
#Woof #BoKnows #DogsRock
